I Used Hemorrhoid Cream Under My Eyes – The Results Were Wild!

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You know those beauty hacks that make you go: “Wait… seriously?” Yeah, this is one of them.

We’ve all heard the classics—honey masks, toothpaste on zits, ice cubes for puffiness. But one day, deep in a beauty Reddit rabbit hole, I stumbled across something that genuinely made me pause:

I Used Hemorrhoid Cream Under My Eyes – The Results Were Wild!

Hemorrhoid cream. Under your eyes.

At first, I laughed. Loudly. Then I Googled it. Then I looked in the mirror at my permanent “I didn’t sleep” bags and thought, “Welp… can’t be worse than another $40 eye cream that does nothing.”

So I tried it.

Yes, Preparation H. On my face.

Here’s what went down.

🧠 Why Anyone Would Even Do This

So apparently, the OG logic behind this wild hack is that hemorrhoid creams are designed to reduce swelling, thanks to ingredients like phenylephrine, which helps shrink blood vessels.

The idea? If it works there, it might also help reduce puffiness and bags here (points to tired under-eyes).

Some creams also include ingredients like witch hazel or hydrocortisone, which temporarily tighten the skin. Think of it as a mini facelift—but from your medicine cabinet.

Sounds ridiculous. Also... kind of intriguing, right?

🧴 My 7-Day Experiment: From Skeptic to Kinda Impressed

Product I used: Classic Preparation H (non-scented, thank you very much)
How I applied it:

  • Tiny dab under each eye (smaller than a grain of rice)

  • Applied using my ring finger (super gentle)

  • Did it at night, after cleansing and before moisturizer

  • Stayed far away from my lash line (do NOT get this in your eyes!)

🗓 Day 1:

Honestly, I expected nothing. But about ten minutes after applying… it felt tight. Not in a burning way—just a gentle firmness I wasn’t used to.

Looked in the mirror and—okay, maybe there was a slight reduction in puffiness. Or maybe I wanted to believe.

🗓 Day 3:

Now we’re talking. My under-eyes looked smoother in the mornings, and my concealer didn’t crease as much. Bags? Still there—but… less angry-looking.

Also, I caught myself double-taking in the mirror. That never happens.

🗓 Day 7:

Visibly brighter under-eyes. Less puffiness. Smoother texture. Makeup glided on like silk. I didn’t look 22 again, but I didn’t look like I ran on 4 hours of sleep and iced coffee either.

BUT—around day 6, I noticed a tiny bit of redness at the corners of my eyes. Nothing painful, just a warning sign to chill on daily use.

🚨 The Real Talk: Is This Actually Safe?

Let’s break it down:

✅ It works. Temporarily, at least.
❌ It’s not made for your face. These creams are formulated for an entirely different kind of skin (ahem), and using them around your eyes comes with risks.

Here’s what to watch out for:

  • Irritation: That area is thin and sensitive. Overuse = red, flaky, or raw skin.

  • Hydrocortisone = danger if overused. It can thin the skin over time.

  • Temporary fix only. Once you wash it off, your bags may sneak back.

  • Allergic reactions: Some folks react to phenylephrine. Always patch test first.

So... yeah. It’s not exactly dermatologist-recommended. But it does the job—for a hot minute.

🧊 Want Safer Alternatives? These Work Too (and Won’t Freak Out Your Skin)

If you’re like me and want under-eyes that don’t scream “burnout,” here are some game-changers that won’t involve reaching for butt cream:

👇 Editor-Approved Under-Eye Heroes

🧴 The Ordinary Caffeine Solution 5% + EGCG
→ Shrinks puffiness fast. Just $7.99 and lasts forever.

💧 Neutrogena Hydro Boost Eye Gel
→ Light, hydrating, and soothing. Keeps concealer from creasing.

🌿 CeraVe Resurfacing Retinol Serum
→ Great for long-term results. Smooths texture, fades lines.

💚 Kiehl’s Avocado Eye Cream
→ Ultra-hydrating. Feels like a smoothie for your eyes.

🧊 Reusable Gel Eye Masks (Chill ‘em in the fridge)
→ Puffiness, gone. Also, self-care points.

Final Verdict: Should You Try It?

If you're desperate before an event or photo shoot and your eyes look like they pulled an all-nighter, sure—hemorrhoid cream can help temporarily.

But it’s a quick fix, not a lifestyle.

Use it sparingly, test first, and definitely don't rely on it long-term.

Honestly? It’s kind of like using duct tape on a cracked windshield. Useful in a pinch... but eventually, you're going to need something made for the job.

Have You Ever Tried a Weird Beauty Hack?

I want to hear it. Whether it’s potatoes on pimples or mayonnaise as a hair mask—drop your strangest (but effective) beauty tip in the comments 💬

Because let’s be real: the weird ones are sometimes the best.

I Used Hemorrhoid Cream Under My Eyes – The Results Were Wild!

Would you ever try the hemorrhoid cream hack? Or have you already given it a go? Let me know your thoughts in the comments!

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